if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
Christoph Waltz, photographed by Alasdair McLellan| Fantastic Man issue № 20
I’m oddly super attracted to this man
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.