Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.
shohandra and ling ling about to get to weave pulling and karate kicking while megan and ashley are trying to cool it down before someone doesn’t get chicken tonight and someone gets sent back to china
I connect with this on an emotional level.
Are we sure she’s drunk because I would do this sober.